Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” — Charles de Gaulle. As cities across […]
Author: Paul Dallison
Witkoff to Putin: ‘You are a humanitarian … I salute that’
Steve Witkoff, the United States’ special envoy, praised Russian ruler Vladimir Putin during face-to-face talks in St. Petersburg, calling him “a humanitarian.” “You talk so much […]
Marine Le Pen’s EU dream is a nightmare for Brussels
Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. The year is 2030 and French President Marine Le Pen’s sweeping overhaul of both her own country and […]
Hitler Mussolini wins local election
Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores. The unusually named candidate for the center-left Ahora Nación […]
When politicians write bad erotic fiction
Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. This column has, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Prize in Literature — although there’s still hope […]